TAKING OVER THE WORLD

IN ORDER TO

MAKE IT A BETTER PLACE

AND BECAUSE YOU HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO WITH YOUR TIME

Firstly, it is important to realise that you do in fact have to start from the very beginning. You do need to hire people to get into places and you do need people to help you, you cannot do this by yourself. This is something that involves teamwork, so, if you are not a team player, you will have to get over this for a while, and taking over the world will not happen over night, it involves careful planning and precision, you cannot attack too early, but attacking too late cannot be done either. So, this is a map of the world before you begin. Then, once you begin, it is then when the map can start to go black, and when you start, there is no going back, it is invade or die.

You will have to much like a politician, you will need a good audience who will listen to you and who will agree with your motives, which are to make a better place for everyone (maybe not to mention the killing part, but that isn't really important right now and no one has to know that, that will be mentioned later on). You will need to create a secret army who will be ready for the day you first attack, you will need spies, hackers, people who work at high levels in companies which have lots of power over people and in the world, you will need all of this, otherwise it will not, and cannot, work.

You will want a good level of control over the media so you can get across anything good which may be reported about you, and all the bad points can be thrown away, you want support from other politicians and  from the people of the K.

When you have the correct support, your secret army is ready and you have all the right people, it is then when you can start.

PHASE 1

Plant spies, hackers and all the other necessary people in all top communication, transport and power companies. From here you can easily shut the UK away, it should also allow no one to know what is going on. 

By turning off transport links, you can easily stop all flights, boats and much of car travel, this would also result in the fuel to run out so people can no longer travel far, people from outside countries cannot get in and see what is going on. 

Turning off communication stops people across the UK and from outside countries from communication with each other, no one will know what is going on, internet will be no longer accessible (until later on) and people will panic (this should also lead to people getting to know their neighbours better). 

Finally, turning off power will completely stop the media, it will force turn off of any computers, televisions, there will be nothing to charge anything. Ovens won't work, lights won't work. There will be a mass panic, but people should eventually realise that it is nice, and if you looked at the UK at night from a satellite in space, it would be pitch black, which would be a great thing to see (not just because the plan is working, it makes it seem more calm, and it is also easy to see where you have invaded).

This is the point at which you bring out your army, the government and queen will be weakened, scared and when you come in and attack them and the countries armed forces, it shouldn't take too long (counting days, not minutes) to take control of the UK, the armed forces should now work for you and obey all your commands, from here, the same thing must happen to the Republic of Ireland.

Your Invasion map should now look like this:

And you now have successfully started the invasion of the whole planet
but there is still lots of work to do. But look at that black, doesn't it feel
good?

PHASE 2

From taking over the UK and the Republic of Ireland, you should now know what you have to do, you do this for all the countries, because there is no communication, transport links or power, there shouldn't be much of a problem with the countries which have not yet been invaded.

There will be trouble in some countries, so you must always have a reliable army within these countries, so when you are not there, you can trust that everything will be fine. Also, you will have had to set up a secret communication link where you can keep in constant communication with these things whilst admiring you bad guy lairs built in shark tank.

But back to the actual invasion, you now know what you have to do to invade, and it is a long process, so these are the invasion maps with the order of invasion, easy to follow, and easy to invade.

Firstly, you want Europe, close to home and in the middle.

First part of the Europe invasion, head south, taking control over France, Spain and Portugal.

Head East to get Italy.

Go north, and countries to the west you will also invade, makes it look less messy.

Head east once again.

South again, get the rest of Europe (not Russia though, and my geography
 is really bad so I just guessed if they were in Europe)

And now you have Europe (or something like that) Only 11 Phases of the world invasion left to go.

PHASE 3

So, now you're thinking where to go next? Well that is simple, Iceland and Greenland!!!

As you make more progress, it becomes more obvious, see, more black,
that also means more success.

PHASE 4

Now it's Africa, not very advanced, so in theory easy, but there is a lot of it, and they do fight, but once you've got passed the hard parts, the rest is easy, and remember, this will take quite a while, as well as everything else, do not rush anything, and plan everything out in advance so there is no waiting to figure out plans after you have started the invasion.

And now it is starting to look really good, but don't lose yourself quite
yet, there is still the other white parts you need to get.

PHASE 5

Where now? Have a look at there four places:South America

                                                                Mexico

                                                                Canada

                                                                Alaska

Hard work has never been so much fun, or so rewarding.

More success.

PHASE 6

The mad country of Japan next, very advanced, very weird but because of this, completely amazing.

It's getting progressively better.

PHASE 7

Now, this is the most simple part, the Pacific islands, this does include Hawaii, no updated map because it doesn't show it, but you might as well see your progress.

No change since last time, but it isn't always visible.

PHASE 8

Now it is time to get into mainland Asia. Invading all the countries bordering China, but not Russia.

The black seems to be coming on well.

PHASE 9

Now we get the remainder of Asia, but not China and not Russia. Don't bother to get Indonesia or other island countries yet either, that can be done later.

And it is getting really fun, everything is working and everything seems
like it will work, and there doesn't really seem to be any future challenges...

PHASE 10

And now, at the same time, it is now time to invade the USA and China, this won't be easy, but because you are very strong now, and they don't really know what is going on, you have the advantage.

And as you see,  you are almost done.

PHASE 11

As simple as said, Russia, not much left, and you will have lost people along the way, but you have also gained people, so you are stronger than ever before and even ore powerful, but don't forget to feed your sharks, they need food to survive, and you lair wouldn't be the same without your sharks.

Look at it, isn't it beautiful, you did this.

PHASE 12

Get those Asian island countries now and New Zealand.

And then there was one.

PHASE 13

You should be able to guess where to go now, Australia.

And you see, complete. Now for the part you have had on your mind
since you began invasion, the reason why you did this, to make
the world a better place.

Now, to have a decent world, everyone needs to give something to it, now considering that chavs always refuse to do anything, they need to be gotten rid of. But also, because there is going to be food rationing, you have to kill all the people who eat to much because they want to be the fattest person in the world or because they refuse to eat less.

And now the world has some great improvements, but this is what part of your list looks like...

1.Take over Apple and Microsoft

2.Turn on some communication, some power 

3.People will have to use horses as transportation

4.Food rationing

5.No use of fossil fuels

6.Taxes

7.Read a book

And the list goes on, maybe someone else looks at it and thinks, taxes, but taxes are really important, you may not want to accept it, but it is true, and you do know that.

COMMUNICATION

There will be no social networking sites. There will be no web-cam communication. There will be emailing, and blogs will still be usable, so the internet has to come back into play, online shopping (but only certain things) will be available. All blogs will be monitored (this does create jobs for people with will be mentioned later on) and all emails must be monitored, this is to prevent any rebellions.

Post will also be in use, and hopefully will be used more.

EDUCATION (5-20) AND JOBS

From the age of 4 (1st September - 31st August, age 5 at end of August) all children are expected to go to school. They will continue learning the things they have to know and will know this by the age of 12 (12 at end of August). From here, they will chose five subjects that interest them and thee have to be ones that they can potentially do well in. At 16 (16 at end of August) they will then be given a career path based on what they have done well in their whole school life, they will be put into this education for 2 years, then  job will be picked out. From then, they do any form of educational work that will help them in this job (this could be hands on actually doing the job with help or could be working from a book with occasional work experience). From the age of 20, they will start their working career.

HEALTH CARE

For everyone, and is always dealt with asap, but if someone caused their own health damage by drinking too much or something along those lines, they will have to be put down the list.

NO SMOKING

ALCOHOL ALLOWED

NO DRUGS!!! (unless proven to help medical condition)

POWER

Will be renewable, good for the environment and is better for people.

TRANSPORT

Horses, Boats. Everyone works close to home, there will be no major cities. There will be holidays for people where they can travel to another country, but this is either bu horse coach or by boat.

FOOD RATIONING

Everyone given recommended food (payable through food tickets acquired though work, or if elderly through tax payments or if a child, the parents deal with that with work)

Using the food circle and recommended daily intake. Only a litter over it so people can have more.

They won't get any more unless they pay for it themselves (which is difficult, there would be money for taxes, living costs and other factors to consider, it would be only on special occasions when someone would buy food)

PEOPLE SHOPS

There will be no supermarkets, instead, there will be specialised, so there would be bakeries, vegetable shops, and following from this, flower shops, game shops, and it would carry on like this.

CLOTHING

Some mad little child (not actually little, but she sure is mad) will be in control of clothes, everyone, brace yourselves, this could be bad.

BULLYING, DEPRESSION...

There will be people where these people can go to see and talk to, everyone should live a happy life, so dealing with these issues is a main priority.

WATER

Clean, only use as much as needed. No dish washers or washing machines, only hands and sinks. Toilets will only use as much water as is needed. No water waste, occasionally a water fight can be allowed if very good reasons are given.

HOUSING

Everyone lives in a house, their house is mainly determined on work income, their family size or future family size etc.

MARRIAGE

18 everywhere.

TAXES

Money is taken off of payments from work and taken off of things bought from shops. Also with housing tax, everyone pays base on income (from age of 20), it will not be the same for everyone and it is not based on the house, only their income.

JAIL

Islands where they have to work. The less serious jail criminals will be on different islands to those who are serving life or for really serious crimes and aren't potentially serving life. Death sentences are rare and are only used in extreme cases.

GOVERNMENT

There will be on main leader with 12 others on the side, those 12 are more important than the ones elected by the people of their own country who are like the government today, but will much less power, and everything has to go though the 13 top people.

HOLIDAYS

People will be given 4 weeks a year when they do not have to go to work, this will be paid holiday. They can do what they want so long as it is fine with the law.

LAW

Everyone must follow the law

Some examples of laws would include:

• No murder is suitable in any form
• Theft is unacceptable
• The exportation of duck eggs is not allowed unless the exporter and the importer bot have permits and have permission from the authorities

These are just some examples of laws

Well, that is how you take over the world and make the world a better place, and that isn't really all, that is just the start of the power in which all that would happen, and all those above things apply for the whole world, (and the population would be much less after killing chavs and all the other annoyances/pests on the planet, just so you know).

If you read all of this, well done, give yourself a pat on the back or a gold star or some worthless thing that makes you feel important. 

And now for a definition:

Revolution: 

1. A forcible overthrow of a government or social order for a new system. 

Now, isn't that interesting.